Tokyo Disneyland serves up a lot of cute food. Some of them are good, some not so. Just because something's cute, doesn't mean it'll taste good. Like the Beef and Vegetables over Rice, for example. Mickey got his voodoo on when creating that egg. Till today, I have no idea how that's possible, but I do know that I will never spend my money on it again. It's easy to get caught up in the magic of Tokyo Disney and start spending like a Hilton. Please do not do that. There's a lot more that you can do with your money in Japan, like bathe naked with a bunch of unshaven strangers. Get your pen and paper ready Ratketeer. Here are 8 extremely photogenic foods that will definitely attract attention on your social media platforms and... they taste good too!
Let's get the ball rolling with a no-brainer. Mickey Waffles are popular with the crowd, anytime of the day. There's always a line at Great American Waffle Company and you'll hear cameras snapping throughout your meal. Get one early in the morning and tweet away! There's no better way to start your food adventure in Tokyo Disneyland.
If you are a fan of Monsters Inc or are a fan of melons (fruit, not body parts), you will love Mike's Melon Bread. Inspired by a character that we've all grown to love, Mike's Melon Bread is adorable and is filled with melony goodness. Want to show your love for Monster's Inc to the rest of the world? Get a Mike's Melon Bread, walk for about a minute to Monster's Inc. Company Store and begin snapchatting. Immerse your audience with Monster's Inc products, Mike's Melon Bread and melody (music, not the Singaporean model who reminds you of melons) from the hit movie!
There are two versions of the Mickey Handwich that are being sold in Tokyo Disneyland. There's the fried chicken version (Plaza Restaurant) and the roasted chicken version (Huey, Dewey & Louie's Good Time Cafe). Get the Fried Chicken Mickey Handwich! Both of them look the same, but the Fried Chicken Mickey Handwich tastes way better. By the way, did you like that? Mickey Handwich? I came up with that name. I know, I know. I'm a creative genius. I remember a time when my Malay language teacher in Secondary School told me that I would amount to nothing. This one's for you good Sir. #BitchSlappedByAMickeyHandwich
Throughout the history of Honorable Rat, I've given Plaza Restaurant a lot of flak, but somehow, someway, it managed to break down the Honorable Wall to champion this list with two food items. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but here it goes. Head on down to Plaza Restaurant! Get yourself a Fried Chicken Mickey Handwich and complete your meal with a Sweet Bean Mike. This magical combination will pamper your taste buds and get you a ton of attention on Facebook! I never thought the word "magical" could ever be used in the same sentence as Plaza Restaurant. Boy, was I wrong. #BitchSlappedByPlazaRestaurant
There are quite a few Mickey inspired food items on the menu of Tomorrowland Terrace. There's the Strawberry Cheesecake, Chicken Nuggets and Mickey Bread Sandwiches. Forget about the Strawberry Cheesecake and the Chicken Nuggets. Stick to the Mickey Bread Sandwiches. But, oh Honorable Rat, what about dessert? Stop whining Ratketeer! You'll be able to find a plethora of sugar filled foods once you exit Tomorrowland Terrace. #BitchSlappedByNumber6,7And8
A Minnie Ice Bar goes for 310 yen and you can get them from push carts around the park. These push carts also sell Mickey Tropical Ice Bars and Ice Cream Sandwiches. None of those can hold a candle to a Minnie Ice Bar. A hit with the crowd in any season, especially summer, and it makes for a good picture opportunity. Get those peace signs ready and enjoy the refreshing flavor of Minnie's peach and raspberry filled face!
Look at the picture below. Just look at it! How can you resist something so cute?! Each dumpling has a different taste to it. Vanilla, strawberry and chocolate. You'll get to enjoy three different flavors and get an amazing picture for just 360 yen! This one will definitely create some jealousy in your workplace. "Bloody (your name). I'm here covering for him/her while he/she is busy in Tokyo Disneyland, eating super cute dumplings shaped like aliens!" Be sure to buy some souvenirs back home. You will want to come back to the Happiest Place on Earth in the future.
There's no better way to end this list than with Scrump Dumplings. Amazingly delicious and a ten on the "Kawaii" scale. You cannot visit Tokyo Disneyland and not get yourself Scrump Dumplings. Today, my Malay language teacher got bitch slapped, I got bitch slapped and you got bitch slapped too. Scrump Dumplings basically bitch slaps everything else on this list. If you were to choose only one food item from this list, you cannot go wrong with Scrump Dumplings! Head to the nearby toilet, get your hair all nicely done, put on your best duck lips and watch the "likes" on Instagram rake in.