How did Duffy become so damn popular?!
I have a question. How did Duffy become so damn popular?! How?! I don't get it. I mean, the bear has no personality whatsoever and a lot of people are obsessed with him. All he does is smile and make "cute", weird noises. How?!
Duffy in baby strollers?!
I've seen crazy things in Tokyo Disney. To me, crazy is when one gives a soft toy life and treats it better than another human being. I've seen Duffy being pushed around in strollers in Tokyo Disneyland and DisneySea when it was super crowded. I've seen people standing in front of escalators, blocking other people's path to comb Duffy's fur. I've seen people arranging Duffy and his gang on seats in the monorail, just so that they can take a perfect picture. On one occasion, it was not even one seat, but three and it was a semi-packed train! By semi-packed, I mean that there were people standing around Duffy and his seat-stealing bandits with no seats. Soft toys spread out on seats in public transportation when there are people standing around is just idiotic. There's no other way to put it. Plain, flat-out idiotic!
What has society become?
Recently, there was a song titled Perfect Human that was released by Radio Fish. Radio Fish performed this song for charity and it was broadcasted on TV. He performed it for people with down syndrome and "mental illnesses". The audience members looked happy. They were dancing and having fun, but there were some people, sorry let me rephrase, some dumbasses who got offended by that performance. A lot of angry complaints were being aired on social media about how a song titled Perfect Human could be sung to a group of people who are not "perfect". What?! Are you fu*&^%$#@ kidding me?! If you are one of those people who thought that, unsubscribe from my blog, don't follow me no more and go kill yourself.
How does that information relate to Duffy?
Nothing whatsoever. I'm just confused and angry about some recent happenings in Japan, but I do have one more thing to get out of my chest. If you are an adult and tend to inconvenience others because of your love for soft toys, stay at home! If you don't know that you are that kind of adult, I will tell you when I see you. Stay at home!
On with the review!
If you are still reading, thank you Ratketeer. I appreciate your willingness to listen to me rant. I don't normally go off like that, but I couldn't go on with this review with all that anger in me. It helped me release all the negative energy that I had and now, I can give you my honest opinion on Happy Friends. Thanks for listening.
Happy Friends can be found in Cape Cod Cook-Off in Tokyo DisneySea. They are basically cutely shaped cream puffs and a set of two costs 430 yen. I really liked the skin of both the Duffy and ShellieMay puffs. Reminded me a lot of mochi, but a little less chewy. When it comes to the fillings, I much preferred ShellieMay's. It was filled with blueberry goodness and the texture was amazing. It had a red bean paste texture to it which I love. Duffy tasted a little weird to me. It was creamier than ShellieMay which I was okay with, but had a weird aftertaste to it. Tasted sorta like cheap chocolate and that didn't quite do it for me. If you are sharing this with your friend, I recommend going with ShellieMay. If you just feel like having one, go with ShellieMay and throw Duffy into the bin. Don't inconvenience anyone with Duffy trash.
Honorable Rating: Don't Break Your Notes (3/5)