Captain Hook. I love this dude. He is one of my favorite Disney villains. I believe that Captain Hook is just misunderstood. How would you feel if your hand got bitten off by an crocodile? This guy has only one hand! Knowing deep down in my heart that Captain Hook is a nice guy, I decided to give him a call.
Me: Ahoy, Captain Hook.
Hook: Are you trying to be funny? We don't talk like that in real life.
Me: Sorry, so, anyways, what's new?
Hook: Nothing much, just focusing on the business.
Me: Tell me more about this business.
Hook: Well, it's a pizza parlor. Not many people know this, but I have a hidden talent for making delicious pizzas.
Me: Wow!!! You can make pizzas with just one hand?
Hook: Why did you have to bring that up? It's a sensitive issue for me.
Me: Did you try looking for your hand after the crocodile went to the toilet? I'm pretty sure that you could have found some bits and pieces of your hand, if you reacted fast enough.
Hook: Be careful what you say now, young man.
Me: Well, I'm just saying that if you can make delicious pizzas with one hand, you would be able to make super amazing pizzas with two.
So, after that phone call, I got curious and ventured off to Captain Hook's Galley in Fantasyland to try some of Captain Hook's one-handed tossed pizzas.
As I walked up to Captain Hook's Galley, I noticed that it was all outdoor seating. I visited at about 6pm when the sun was setting. I must say, the lighting at this restaurant brought out a really romantic atmosphere. I didn't know Captain Hook had this side to him. That man clearly knows what he is doing in terms of creating a good dining atmosphere. I was pretty surprised.
I walked up to one of Captain Hook's wenches. Language, young man!!! Sorry for that. I got too deep into character there. So, I walked up to one of Captain Hook's service staff and placed an order for a Special Pizza and the Bacon and Pineapple Pizza.
I know that there are many people out there who hate pineapple on pizza. My question is, why? It's amazing. It brings out the tropics. Me, being a tropical boy, I like anything with pineapple. Pizza, hot dogs, ham & cheese sandwich, soba noodles, chicken rice, gumbo, steak, lamb chops, ANYTHING!!!
Notice that the price of a pizza set is quite ridiculous. My suggestion is to get the pizza by itself without the set. The set includes one drink. Screw that. Learn from this tip and get the pizza by itself. Hook, you money making genius. I am on to you.
I must say, the pizzas were really good. Cheesy and crispy, just the way I like it. I love thin crusted pizzas and Hook definitely knows how to make good thin crusted pizzas. I can see myself coming back here again for the Bacon and Pineapple Pizza. In fact, I am craving for it right now. Hook, you got me hooked. Did you guys get that? That was a good one, huh? I can hear cymbals crashing already.
Overall, I recommend Captain Hook's Galley to everyone. The Bacon and Pineapple Pizza is definitely one of my favorite snacks in Tokyo Disneyland. Get this to go or take a seat when it's nice out and enjoy the sunset. Goodbye Meat Pie, it was nice knowing you.
Captain Hook, you really do have a hidden talent. Just imagine what you could have done with two hands? I always knew there was something special about Captain James Hook.
Honorable Rating: Mmm, This Is Good. (4/5)