I've done a few reviews of popcorn flavors that can be found in Tokyo Disney. Some of them were good, like White Chocolate Popcorn and Jalapeno & Cheese Popcorn. Some of them were horrid. For example, Strawberry Popcorn and Soda Popcorn. Those two flavors will never ever get a sniff of my hard earned money again. I would rather spend my money on Gelatoni, the super ordinary cat with a hat and a brush that Tokyo Disney created cause they are running out of ideas to milk the Duffy brand. I know, that's harsh. but I'm just being honest. At least, my daughter will have something soft to hold when she goes to sleep.
As you can see from the picture above, Mahina was on her routine voyage to dream land. This voyage normally happens around noon for about an hour. As little Mahina was taking her nap, we were walking through Fantasyland and my amazingly talented nose picked up a scent. This scent was amazing. It made me feel like a child again. I followed this scent and found a Honey Popcorn Cart. The smell of Honey Popcorn reminded me of freedom. Sorta like Mel Gibson when he led the Scots to freedom in Braveheart. Yes, that's exactly it. Sweaty men in skirts. They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!
All I can say is, WOW!!! Honey Popcorn is easily one of my favorite flavors in Tokyo Disney. I am addicted to it. I will have to get this every time I visit the resort. In fact, I want it now, as I am sitting in my attic, typing out this blog post. It's like, I am Steven Tyler and Honey Popcorn is ________. (Just fill in the blank with any recreational drug you know)
Just as I was munching down these little pieces of heaven, Mahina woke up from her slumber. "Don't touch my popcorn young lady. You can't have any. These are mine!"
You must think that I am a terrible parent. You don't understand. I lead a very stressful life and Honey Popcorn helps me to calm down and put things into perspective. It washes all my troubles away. I am not a bad parent. I really am not. I'll prove it to you. I left some for Mahina.
As you can see, I am an amazing parent. I was looking out for my baby girl. Food intake is really important, especially in these developmental years. A balanced diet is crucial. So, seeing that she has a smaller stomach, this was the portion she got.
Remember, earlier in the blog post when I said that I would rather spend money on Gelatoni? I lied. I know, I know. This site's tagline is, "Honesty Is The Best Policy." I'm not perfect and believe it or not, I make mistakes from time to time. So, the money that I could spend on Gelatoni, the costumes and all that. I would use that money to buy me 500 boxes of Honey Popcorn. I would fill my bathtub with Honey Popcorn, get in and just live in my bathtub for a week. I love Honey Popcorn!!! I highly recommend this flavor of popcorn to every earthling.
Honorable Rating: Lick That Plate (5/5)